LAUGHTER - THE BEST MEDICINE
Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi?
A: There, Their, They're
Q: What's another name for Santa's elves?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation? A:
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation? A:
A; Expla-nation.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?
A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY)
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.
Q: How did the geography student drown?
Q: How did the geography student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level
Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9
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